1st Class Mercenary

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

bucky-barnes-booty:

that’s it. that’s the movie

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

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Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

shitshilarious:

killandrewhussie:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

where’s his nose

jafar away

shitshilarious:

killandrewhussie:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

where’s his nose

jafar away

Michael Jackson & Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
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Metaphors go over his head.

parksandrecthings:

recoveryisbeautiful:

forever my favorite post

currently guarding the galaxy

cheeseballs-in-the-attic:

“Dancing Baby Groot” - By Christopher Uminga

cheeseballs-in-the-attic:

Dancing Baby Groot” - By Christopher Uminga

betweenelsewherenevermore:

kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

We finally know what the button from Lost does

Whip. Laaaaaash.